BRAIN FARTS
AM PISS'D. HE BUGS. THE TV SUX. TXTING "WHOEVER" IS NOT A GOOD IDEA. SOCIALIZING WITH OLD FRIENDS IS NOT EXCITING AT AWL! I WANNA BURN WHAT'S IN MY CLOSET AND BUY NEW CLOTHES..SHOES..ETC. I WANNA PEEL OF MY SKIN AND REPLACE IT WITH A NEW 1, ESPECIALLY MY FOOT SKIN, IT HAS ATLEAST 5 DIFFERENT TONES OF WUTEVER CLR IT IS. I SUFFER FROM A POLICE CAR PHOBIA. MY PHONE IS NOT SEXY ANYMORE. ONCE I GET EXCITED ABOUT A THING, IT JUST FADES AWAY. I MISS MY BROTHER. MY PHONE DZNT RIIINGG FOR GODS SAKE, CAN ANY1 JUST CALL ME? AM BOOOORED! I DNT WANNA GO TO SKEWL ANYMORE, 3 YRS R ENOUGH I THINK. SLEEPING OVER N'z WAS AMAAAZING ALTHOUGH WE HAV'NT SLEPT AWL NIGHT. I HATE MY ROOM. I WANNA TRAVEL IN THE SPRING BREAK BUT I KNOW I WONT! MARILYN MONROE IS SO DAMN SEXY. I LUV MY SELF-PORTRAITS N I WISH I CAN SHOW 'EM TO YEW AWL. HANGING WITH GURLS IS NOT ALWAYS FUN. MY BELLY DANCING SKILLS HAVE IMPROVED, THANKS TO MY BELOVED BELLY DANCING DVD. AFTER EVERY AMAZING THURSDAY, THERE'Z ALWAYS A SUCKY WEEKEND "FOR ME ATLEAST". I WISH I CAN TAKE OFF MY ABAYA N SHAILA IN PUBLIC. F*%^ ROMANCE. IT DOESN'T MEAN I'M HAPPY WHEN I LAUGH. MY MAC HAS A BROKEN TOOTH (ESC-KEY). MY FATHER NEVER APPRECIATS ANYTHING I DO. IF I SHOULD THANK GOD EVRYDAY FOR ONE THING, I WOULD THANK HIM FOR HAVING MY FRIENDS. OUR DRIVER HAS A STINKY BREATH. MY GRAND MA IS A PHOTOGENIC WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING. I SO WANT TO BUY THE PAUL SMITH POLKA 60'S INSPIRED DRESS FOR JUJU'S WEDDING. I NEED A PEDICURE N A MANICURE RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT. IF IT WAS OK WITH MY PARENTS, I WOULD CONSIDER A NOSE JOB. I DNT WANNA WORK IN THE INTERIOR DESIGN FEILD. I NEED A SERIOUS FACIAL. HENNA IS MY FAV HAND ACCESSORY. I'M NOT READY FOR EID, & I DNT CARE ANYMORE. I NEED A GAY FRIEND, NOW, NOW, NOW!! I FEEL LIKE DISRESPECTING WHOEVER SHOULD BE RESPECTED. I'M DRINKING ORNAMIN C. ARABIC MAGAZINES SHOULD BE CHEWED BY COWS, THEY'R USELESS. ARABIC CELEBS R NOT CELEBS, THEY JUST THINK SO. I NEED TO CUT MY HAIR. ZAG in english is SHIT in arabic. I WISH I HAD A 1000 PAIR OF SHOES. I WISH JIMMY CHOO WAS MY UNCLE. I WISH CAROLINA HERRERA WAS MY MOTHER, AND PAUL SMITH MY FATHER (MY VERY COOL DAD), BUT I DNT THINK THEY'LL GET ALONG. I WISH ALEXANDER MCQUEEN WAS MY BROTHER, HE'S SUCH A CRAZY DUDE N FUN TO HANG WITH.
U GUYS THINK FLICKR IS WORTH DISPLAYING GOOD PHOTOGRAPHY?
Noora
posted by M.O.F.A.F @ 5:15 AM
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9 Comments:
heeeeeeeeeey bella!! chill sweety. well for some reason i really LUV what u wrote.. luv it luv it.. i agreee with alot of the things that uve mentioned.. ur phone is SEXY!! that;s a fact...
yeah and i luv yaaaaaaaaaaW!!! remember that.. and yeah.. well ive always known that hanging with "only girls" sux.. thank God i dont do it that much =p... i luv ma guy friends.. and they all ROCK!! and i dont give a shit if ma parents dont really like the ide of me sayn hi to ma guy friends in public!!! hahahaW!!
girl.. but our group.. WE DO KNOW HOW TO HAVE FUN!! and about thursdays's! yup!! last night SUCKED so bad for both of us..!!
We all go through our phases. We all go through our dark times. Babes you wouldnt find anyone who would agree with your Very extensive, long list more than me. I MEAN SCREW ROMANCE, SCREW MY NON-RINGING PHONE, SCREW MY OVER-CLUSTERED CLOSET, SCREW ARABIC TV, HELL SCREW ALL ARABIC ENTERTAINMENT, ok enough Caps, i think its scaring our readers. You know what else to screw ?? FLICKR! The SADDEST excuse for meeting new people. I mean who cares what shoes your wearing, and if you bought a new phone, or your new Gucci bag is limited edition. Seriously people, GET A FUCKING LIFE.
I think i went off track. Sadly dear, without romance, life has no flavor. Without the pain, the passion, the rushing flood of estrogen through your system, there is no joy in it. To be honest with you, sometimes i feel like smashing my phone through the wall when it just WONT ring, yet i CANNOT function without it. And before i forget, without arabic tv, there's no one to mock on tv. Come on babes,you cant deny they're ridiculously funny.
There's alot of pressure from University, and it reflects on your mood, i know it does to me atleast. You Literally feel like pulling your hair out, and sleeping like there's no tommorow. Thats why we cant really enjoy our weekends. The guilt of knowing there's work waiting for us the very next day haunts our outings and ruins it.
I dont really know how to comfort you, We're here, thats all i can offer. A good ear. Other than that just keep ur head up and remember you looked SMOKIN' HOT in that dress. Oh and your mobile was never sexy :P
A.
IF SLEEPIN OVER MY PLACE MADE YOU THAT HAPPY,, WALAAAH BASAWEELECH ELBAIT SUITE 7AGECH... BA7AWESH ELY FIL BAIT 3ASHAANCH... YALA ATRAYAACH..
ana ely 9dg i had fun and really honored to be one of the positive things on ur list.. :P
But hey, u are sexy too t5asy marlin monro, ma3arf sho esemha.. mno hai?!
anyways a'6en ENY wayd remast owyaach fi hal maw'6oo3 o machoof leh ma3na a3ideh l2aneh mabach tfakrin fih anymore... 6AAAAAAAF ABACH T3ISHEN BDOON E7SAS METHLY, ELY YENTE7ER YENTE7ER, 6UZ FINAS ELMUHUM ENTY O WANASATCH,,
O ETHA E7NA MANEGDAR ENWANESCH FA 3AN JAD MANESTAHALCH..
BAAAAAS I GUESS WE DOOO.. COZ AM SURE WE CAN MAKE YOU CRACK :D SPECIALLY WHEN WE DONT SLEEP FOR 24 HOURS.. K3 K3 K3
YALA 3AD BALA HAL RAMSEH ELY T3AWER ERAAS,,, LOVE YOU SISTAAA ;)
Heeey GUrly,,
First of all ..Nice Title Gurl !
"BRAIN FARTS"-- Lately what comes out of out minds is All Farts :S
Love The WHole Family Make-Over, Paul Smith + Carolina Herrara + ALexander McQween is a great combination !!
In the ENd - All i can Say is I agree WIth A. 100% and Thank god for whatever we Had (Friends, family, health & wealth)
Love U Noora !! Amazing Post as always
M.
Loushi
Endless I luv yoo's
Endless Hugss
Endless F*ck You's
.. is just what holds us tight together *el7emdellah*
and YES, OUR GROUP ROOWWKKS, ands SCREW WHO EVER RUINED OUR MOOD YESTERDAY!
and again I say, LUV YA LOOUUUSHII!
A.
Besides that I luuvv yew, I LUV IT WHEN I CALL YEW NAMES LOL! ohh no thats bad, but I LUV YA ANYWAYS.
So ur saying I should have my own website huh?
and Yes, arabic tv is funny, as in HAHAHA OH MY GOWD HOW LAME OF THEM TO PRODUCDE SUCH MOVIES, SERIES, VIDEO CLIPS OR WATEVR, ahh whatever.
Sadly, my system lack that guilt u feel, I've been delaying work since week 1, and now we'r in week 7 ..lol so yeah, I'm screw'd. And for yesterdays DRAMA, I think it happened bcoz I've been thinking of alotta stuff at the same time and BOOOOOOM, that very personal brain fart was smashed in ur faces.
The fact that ur always there for me is more than enough, aaahh, now am outa words! >_<
N.A.O
AAAAAHH HUNAAAAAYY, 2 days were enough, ma99a5t-ha 3an jaaaadd lol! yallahh next timeee u gotta sleep over myy place, and give em any lame excuse, bas plzz bdooon u know whom :P
AHHHH bel3aaaaxxx, u alwwwaaaysss cheeer meeeee upp wallaaahh, hallucinating every morning in ur caar, cracking for silly reasons, and cruissing arouund wid u after skewl is just what cheer's me up everdaay, and I meant the OTHERS when I saiiidd they'r not fun to hang with lol! u guysss are the best thing that have ever happened to me, and ya'll know it.
MU5Y Y3AWWERNY MN ILSALFEH BAS I HAFTAA IGNOOOREEEE..
LUV YA =)
M.
I LUUUVV MY IMAGINARY FAMIILYYY!
El7emdellah 4 everythinngg, and I agreee,, they'r all faartss. But they ease u up a bit! So let's share the farts..lol
Luv ya MORE!
Noora
Fuck Interior Design!!
I think you should write.. Seriously, WRITE, you've got talent ..
Other than that ...
U seem a bit .. hmmmmmmm .. how can I put it .. *thattimeofthemonth* moody .. lol .. adri inni ma aste7i ..
But on a serious note ..
You should write !
loool @ u rooster!
It's not THAT TIME OF THE MONTH mood swings lol, it's just that I couldn't find a better place to explode in other than our little online houseeyyy. Bas I sweaaarr it's sucha good way for releifing stress, u gotta tryy it!
and .. am still a listener,. but a writer to be :P
Merci kteer!
Noora
easy on the CAPS girl!!!
i could relate to most what you wrote!!
cuuute pumps! 7abeet'hom!! ;)
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