BRAIN FART III

AM IN SHOCK. I AM PISSED, AT ALMOST EVERYONE, INCLUDING MYSELF. 2 FACE'D PEOPLE SUCK, THEY REALLY DO. BITCHINESS IS BLOSSOMING IN MY SKY AND I NOW KNOW WHY MEN MARRY BITCHES. MY BACK HURTS. I'M HUNGRY. I MISS JUMAIRA. I MISS OUR THURSDAYS. I MISS ASS-MA. I MISS MARYAM. I MISS THE SHOPAHOLIC ME. I MISS SOCIALIZING. I MISS MY FAMILY. I NEVER KNEW THAT MY BROTHERS WOULD EVER GIMME 5,000 DHS AS A "MOOD LIFTER", GUESS THAT WAS SWEET. I'M STRESSED, SO STRESSED. I'M FAILING ALMOST 2 COURSES, AND THE 3RD IS ON THE WAY. I SHOULDN’T BE THE NICE PERSON I AM, DAMN IT I CAN'T HELP IT. MY PROFFESSOR IS AN ASSHOLE. I LIKE MY NEW HABBIT. UGH I’M REALLY BUGGED, HOW COULD SHE GET AWAY WITH IT? WHY IS IT SO HARD TO GET A DRIVERS LICENCE IN THIS COUTRY WHEN ALMOST 70% OF ITS DRIVERS ARE FUCT UP N DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE? I NEED A GORGEOUS DRESS, KILLER SHOES, AND A TAN. MY PHONE IS VERY MASCULIN AND I TRIED TO FEMENISE IT BY ADDING A LIPGLOSS MOBILE CHAIN BUT IT TURNED GAY. I FEEL LIKE SNAPPING AT EVERYONE. I WANT A SEXT UP CAR, IT BETTER BE THE XK COUPE JAGGY. TRIPLE HEADS R SPREADIN, IT’S BAD; REALLY BAD. I ADORE WHO LOVES ME N LOVE WHO ADORES ME, TWISTED AINT IT?! NEVER SEEN MANOLOS AS UGLY AS THE ONES I SAW IN BURJUMAN, THEY AWL SUCK, SUCK BIGTIME! THE BLING THING HURTS MY EYES, GUESS THAT’S WHY I HATE ‘EM. I WANT A NEW PHONE. FOR ME, MY PETTITNESS IS NOT AN ISSUE, FOR MY SHOES, IT IS, SO WHOM SHOULD I OBEY? CUTTING MYSELF, KILLING MY PROFESSOR, N SKREWING UP A RELATIONSHIP ARE A FEW EVIL THOUGHTS I HAD THIS MONTH. THEY SAY PEOPLE TALK, I SAY I DNT GIVE A DAMN. I MISS MY OLD ROOM. I MISS MY COUSIN. WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE WRONG PEOPLE SHOWING UP AT THE VERY WRONG TIME? OHH N BEFORE BUYING ANY PIECE FROM TOPSHOP BY NEXT SPRING, CHECK UR POCKETS REALLY WELL, KATE MOSS IS CREATING A NEW LINE FOR TOPSHOP AND SHE'S GIVING AWAY COCAINE, SO BE CAREFUL. I JUST HAD A CLUB SANDWICH. I'M STILL WONDERING WHY IT'S ALWAYS THE WOMAN WHO SUFFER THE MOST, IN EVERYTHING! I WANNA BE THE ANNA WINTOUR OF VOGUE MIDDLE EAST. I WAS SUPPOSED TO SLEEP AT 12 A.M AND NOW IT'S 2:20 AND AM STILL UP BRAIN FARTING. I'M TYPING IN THE DARK. IT'S ALWAYS HIS PRIDE THAT COUNTS. IT'S SO SAD TO HAVE DINNER ON YOUR OWN, IN A RESTAURANT! BRACES MISS MY TEETH. WHEN REALITY HITS, IT HITS REALLY BAD. I NEVER THOUGHT I'D GO BACK TO LIPGLOSS AFTER BOYCOTTING IT FOR ALMOST 4 YEARS. I'M SLEEPY. MY PHONE IS RUNNING OUTA BATTERY, AND SO AS MY BRAIN.

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